At Annoying Funded, our services are designed to approach problems from angles you might not have considered – sometimes even angles that might initially seem a little… counterintuitive. We leverage our unique understanding of annoyance to develop solutions that are, well, uniquely effective.
Tired of everything arriving too quickly? Our Slightly Delayed™ Delivery Optimization service introduces a strategic element of… anticipation. By carefully managing delivery times (with a margin of slight unpredictability), we aim to build excitement and make the eventual arrival that much more… memorable. (Note: May cause mild impatience).
Forget aggressive advertising. Our Subtle Suggestion™ Marketing Initiative focuses on gently nudging your target audience through a series of carefully placed, slightly… persistent prompts. By subtly embedding your message in unexpected places and at slightly inconvenient times, we aim to create lasting brand awareness (and perhaps a mild sense of déjà vu).
In a world obsessed with streamlining, we offer a different perspective. Our Optimized Inefficiency™ Consulting helps you identify areas where a touch of strategic… friction can actually lead to unexpected benefits. By introducing carefully calibrated delays and minor complexities, we can help you foster creativity, improve problem-solving skills, and maybe just make things a little more… interesting.